WTF THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

Seriously, pal, what the heck is going on here? It's like a clusterfuck of crazy, and I'm just trying to understand it all. Is this even some kinda joke? This whole thing is giving me a headache. Can someone please shed some light on before I go completely bonkers? Seriously The Crap?! Dude, this is utterly bullshit. I'm freaking right now. It